Tuesday, May 1, 2012

A guide to understanding men (which, when it comes to the exchange of intimacies and body fluids, is not that difficult)..and a small compilation of things your partner might say before he will have sex with you:

-Let me just put on my comfortable trousers
-My dick is cold..it needs a vagina to warm up
-I will not move - and just stay inside for a minute
-I have just done a 12 minute IQ-test on the internet and have found out that I am only gifted and not a  genius...I need some vagina attention for my ego now

a new chapter has begun...

...ADVENTURES IN DOMESTICITY