Über excited to find guacamole in an Austrian grocery store...until, suspicious by it's taste and toxic waste-green color, I checked the ingredients to find that it contains no avocado whatsoever. #onlyinaustria

Springtime in Austria

April Fools?

New life, new title

Astrid and I have been together through Dominicanismo, homelessness, vagabondedness and now that we are both firmly located in the city where mental angst was born (and is continually fostered), a new title: Adventures in Schluchtenscheißerland.

For the uninitiated:
Schluch-ten-scheiß-er: 1) n. He who shits in valleys or gorges
2) n. An uneducated, working-class German speaker, especially a politicly reactionary one from a rural Area. A redneck, yokel or hick.
3) n. An offense slur to describe an Austrian.

Let the new adventure begin...

Abenteuern in Schluchtenscheißerland

After much debate, we have found, with photographic certainty, the quintessential Viennese hipster: