Fashion in 2011: The Nazi-moustache
2012 beard fashion according to "Nerds only":white, long and tangled (it doesnt matter if you wear the Santa Claus beard on your head or in your face as long as the criteria mentioned above is being followed)
..when he found out his wife was cheating on him with a coke bloke from Colombia, she told him it was because she felt appalled by the way he was disgracing this honorable drug business by constantly powdering his nose with Bavarian sugar doughnuts
..he was dreaming about being a Cowboy one day, already working on his moustache...and hoping for another, even stronger pre-mature hormone boost (caus it still resembled too much Aunt Selma´s facial hair)
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